I've come here today to talk about a very solemn topic. That topic is
mash-ups.
I know that 90% of the music that I talk about on here is Incubus. I sort of advertise the fact that my existence at the moment is over-saturated with that particular band. You guys have (more or less) signed on with that in mind, and sometimes I am honestly astounded at how tolerant you are of it. Proud, even. Kudos to you guys.
This, however, apparently means that I'm the nexus for all Incubus-related things in the universe. I mean, it's got to the point now that the
band manager has sent me messages on Facebook. More than once. But that's neither here nor there. Generally speaking,I quite enjoy what falls out of the sky to pummel me with band goodness. Like
'Paradise Spoiled' or
Talk Shows on Mario Paint (which is seriously all I can think of when I hear the actual song any more). But sometimes the great fandom network fails me and I get
really horrible mash ups.It's at this point I need to make an aside about mash-ups in general. While I've been known to enjoy the occasional work of remixing genius, I tend to be a music purist. I don't like people dicking with my album cuts. If I'm going to like a mash-up, it's going to be
really, really good.
That being said, if all you've done is slap the album copy of
Drive over one of 50 Cent's videos, it is
not a good mash-up. Especially if you haven't taken poor Brandon's vocals out, so you have these exceptionally confusing moments where there's a skinny effeminate white guy wailing in one ear and some big black mofo who's been shot more times than I've been to the dentist in the other, and you can't make sense of what EITHER of them are saying. Even if you've stripped it down, if one song is in 3/3 and the other is in 3/4, I'm sorry, I'm going to
notice when the beats don't fall in the same spot. And it's going to
drive me insane.
I don't know if this is a plea for those people with remixing software and too much time on their hands or a plea to my friendslist to let me remain ignorant of the product of all that, but there you have it.
And oh, yes. Dear Incubus: Re: that 'official' Tupac-Drive Mash-Up. I saw what you did there. Don't do it again.